Can we get a danger tag added? This, along with the “can’t bring yourself to buy” thread (which is code for ‘tempt others here to buy’) are community hazards.
That said, it would be most inappropriate to post without offering up something relevant to the OP, so here’s mine:
Free two months Apple TV+, courtesy of Selena Gomez (via the fine folks at RedFlagDeals).
https://redeem.apple.com/atvselena-alac
(Works for returning customers too, for all you cheapo trial hobos :vb-wink:)